True Facts about the European Community of Muskrats or what the Mathematicians were Never Told:

• Our 87 year old territorial expansion programme is no random walk! It's careful planning.

• From slide rules to computers, canoes to Concords, we use the most advanced technology available.

• Our motto: Keep your nose to the grindstone.

Chief Ondatra O. Zibethicus at his computer planning new expansion strategy for 1997.

^*Research is made possible by grants from Reebock, Adeedis, and Nikee.